'X Factor' Premiere Recap: Mean Girls, Meltdowns and Mommies
7:19 PM PDT 9/12/2012 by Sophie A. Schillaci
Welcome to the Britney Spears Show, ladies and gentlemen.
Warning: Spoilers ahead if you have not watched Wednesdays X Factor season premiere.
At least thats how The X Factors second season kicked off on Wednesday, showcasing new judges Spears and Demi Lovato. The pop duo join returning judges Simon Cowell (still as biting as ever) and LA Reid, who undoubtedly appears to have the best eye for talent.
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Following a flashy intro showcasing X Factor UK alumni Leona Lewis, Cher Lloyd and One Direction, seemingly ignoring season one stars Chris Rene and Melanie Amaro auditions got underway in Austin, Texas. The show opened strong with 21-year-old Paige Thomas, who though appearing to be a carbon copy of Rihanna, as noted by Reid wowed the judges with her powerhouse voice, rock star ensemble and adorable 3-year-old daughter.
She inspires me, Thomas said of her daughter Jade,! while Cowell proclaimed the audition one of his favorites of all time.
New to this years format is a behind-the-scenes storyline, which aims to showcase the so-called bitchiness, according to Cowell, that seems to go on backstage. Audiences not only see the judges banter back and forth between takes, but they also witness 22-year-old contestant Kaci Newton a self-proclaimed mix between Carrie Underwood and Adele (shes not) make faces and snide comments about her competition from behind the curtain. Were the comments staged? Skillfully edited? Well let you be the judge of that.
Thomas wasnt the only lookalike to face the judges on Wednesday. The spitting image of Justin Bieber was found in 13-year-old Reed Dennings, who barely scraped through to the next round on charm and an adorable, precocious nature. His vocals? Not the strongest.
There were also the obligatory lemons, including Shawn Armenta, 50, singing his own creepy song, titled Candy Girls.
Im uncomfortable with you even staring at me, said Spears, while Lovato later admitted at the shows Hollywood premiere that she had to take a few moments to gather her thoughts after his performance.
One of the surprising hits of the episode was San Francisco contestant Quatrele Daan, who, donning pink lipstick and a scandalous Like a Virgin--esque getup (Im getting married to X Factor today), surprised the judges with his enthusiastic rendition of Lady Gagas Born This Way.
Sometimes I have to embrace the madness. Today, I am. Im gonna say yes, said Cowell, after comparing Daan to the offspring of Dracula, Madonna and Bobby Brown.
In one of the more uncomfortable moments of the show! , contest! ant Don Phillip reunited with Spears after recording a duet, I Will Still Love You, on her 1999 debut album. An overly emotional Phillip appears to have gone through the ringer (to say the least) over the last decade, and unfortunately, he does not come out on top. After being shot down by all four judges, including an emotional Spears, Phillip could be seen shrieking and crying that he never meant to hurt Britney. Awk-ward.
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The breakout talent from the show was undoubtedly Jillian Jensen, 19, who bonded with Lovato over bullying issues, close birthdays and matching stay strong tattoos. When you sang, you broke my heart, Lovato declared after a heart-tugging performance. Closing on an emotional note, the show ended with tears flowing on the judges panel, in the audience and on stage.
The series preview shows countless medical professionals and hospital scares, but none of that happened during the two-hour premiere. Maybe -- make that definitely -- well see some more crushing despair on Thursdays episode.
While Spears was largely touted as the new Queen of Mean, Cowell still reigns supreme, as evidenced by the shows most memorable zingers, listed below for your amusement. Below youll also find a list of the best and worst performances of the evening, in case you missed it (hello, YouTube).
What do you think of the re-vamped X Factor? Tell us in the comments section below.
Best Zingers:
You were like a mouse trying to be an elephant Simon Cowell
Thats why you use auto-tune and I dont contestant Shawn Amernta to Demi Lovato
I wanna know who let you onstage. Im uncomfortable with you even staring at me Britney Spears
I felt like I was listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks Britney Spears
Y! ou sang l! ike a dog trying to lay an egg Simon Cowell
Are you drunk? Demi Lovato
Have you ever watched yourself on stage? You turn into a raving lunatic Simon Cowell
There used to be boybands years ago, theres five of them, and theres always one that doesn't sing. Thats you. Simon Cowell
Do you like animals? If I were you, Id go out and buy a puppy and make this a happy day for yourself because the singing was awful Simon Cowell
Best and Worst Auditions:
Best:
Paige Thomas: Im Going Down, Mary J. Blige
Emblem 3: Sunset Boulevard, Self Penned (Well expect to see their debut album out next year, for sure.)
Jennel Garcia: Paris, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals
Jillian Jensen: Title Unknown, Self Penned
Worst:
Shawn Armenta:Candy Girls, Self Penned
Kaci Newton: Firework, Katy Perry
Quatrele Daan: Born This Way, Lady Gaga
Vincent Thomas: Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word, Elton John
Don Phillip: Halo, Beyonce
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